Awesome Breakup Letters

From the people who brought you The Weekly Argus

Nothing Says “It’s Over” Like a Picture of Your (Fat) Ex On Your Phone

She seems to be as upset over the fact that her boyfriend’s ex was fat as she is that he still has a picture of her on his phone.


Nothing Says “Let’s See Other People” Like a Giraffe

Don’t feel too sorry for Janet.

Sure, she lost her boyfriend, but she’s now the proud recipient of the most awesome letter of all time, so it all worked out.


Hi There!

If you’re here, you probably either came here from our other site, The Weekly Argus, or you’re just very hellbent on finding humorous breakup letters. Either way, we’re glad you could join us!

Originally the plan was actually to include this as a section of T.W.A., but I thought it warranted its own site.

If you want to know more about us, click on the “About ABL” tab!

If you don’t, I’ll have the first post up shortly!

Just give me like 5 minutes. 10 tops.

See you then, friend!

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